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vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

10 hours ago · reblogged from anxious-alpaca · originally vinebox · 64,123 notes ·
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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

19 hours ago · reblogged from tallsballs · originally henrycavills · 535,718 notes ·
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 steverogersisanationaltreasure: okay but what if the xmen are at some important meeting and charles is like "no mutants aren't dangerous at all, there's nothing bad about us." and then someone knocks off scott's glasses and he vaporizes a table and makes hank beast out and charles just puts his head in his hands and starts crying
19 hours ago · reblogged from gaaaaaaaaaambit · originally gaaaaaaaaaambit · 570 notes ·
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percy and jason meeting (expectation)
percy: can you fucking not
jason: did you just breathe my air
percy and jason meeting (reality)
percy: ohmygods i love your hair where'd you get it done?
jason: aw wow babe thanks, at the salon down in new rome
19 hours ago · reblogged from everything-percy-jackson · originally romangod · 5,237 notes ·
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turand0t:

Some of the DCI2014 drum majors.

20 hours ago · reblogged from attractivedrummajors · originally turand0t · 637 notes ·
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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.


22 hours ago · reblogged from theaveragefish · originally violetmaps · 79,073 notes ·
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heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

22 hours ago · reblogged from ehhd · originally heathers-rivera · 12,347 notes ·
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hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE

22 hours ago · reblogged from burdge · originally hophigh · 61,311 notes ·
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kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

2 days ago · reblogged from theaveragefish · originally kevinkinky- · 105,479 notes ·
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hellabloggin:

american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with

2 days ago · reblogged from marimbazn · originally hellabloggin · 72,534 notes ·
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